Bald & Bonkers Sigil Board Shorts — Occult Compass AOP

Slide into something that feels like a secret map. These board shorts wear the Bald and Bonkers Network emblem like an occult sigil—clean, angular lines that double as a compass arrow pointing North. The lightweight fabric moves like water and dries fast, so you keep going from tide line to rooftop bonfire without a second thought. Pockets sit where you expect them, holding a lighter, a coin, or a small notebook filled with half-formed ideas. The elastic waistband and black drawstring settle into place and stay there while you paddle, run, or shuffle through a midnight beach walk. The bold, crisp print reads from across the sand: directional, a little mysterious, quietly confident.

Product features
- Ultra-light 100% polyester fabric that dries quickly
- Side-seam construction with two practical pockets
- Comfortable elastic waistband with black drawstring
- Vibrant, all-over print with matched seam thread
- Regular fit in a durable, quick-dry 3.2 oz/yd² material

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)