Bald and Bonkers Sigil Umbrella — Occult Compass Emblem Foldable Umbrella

This compact, semi-automatic foldable umbrella carries the Bald and Bonkers Network emblem — an occult-like sigil merged with a north-pointing compass needle. It feels like a talisman for someone who moves through unpredictable weather and city streets with intent. Pop it open with one hand and step into wind or rain without losing momentum. The waterproof polyester pongee canopy sheds water quickly and keeps the sigil crisp thanks to heat-sublimation printing that resists fading. Reinforced with eight strong fiber ribs and a comfortable rubber handle, it’s built to steady your stride while the matching sleeve and wrist strap keep it tidy when not in use. Bring it out for rainy commutes, late-night walks, or whenever you want a piece that reads like a secret symbol in plain sight.

Product features
- 100% polyester pongee waterproof canopy
- Semi-automatic one-hand open (≈1 second)
- 8 strong fiber ribs for extra support
- Heat-sublimation print to prevent discoloring
- Comfortable rubber handle with sleeve, wrist strap, and Velcro tie

Care instructions
- Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.