Bald and Bonkers Compass Sigil Board Shorts

These board shorts carry the Bald and Bonkers Network sigil like a badge for curious minds. The compass-needle / occult-inspired emblem sits bold across the print, hinting at late-night stakeouts, field notes scribbled by headlamp, and a restless curiosity that pushes you toward new horizons. Lightweight and quick-drying, the shorts move with you from shore to street — whether you’re hauling gear to a cliffside, wandering a foggy pier at dawn, or kicking back after a long day of investigating. The elastic waistband and soft drawstring keep them comfortably close when you’re on the move. Bright, all-over color keeps the sigil sharp and intentional, so your look reads as confident and a little mysterious. Wear them when you want to carry a little of that exploratory, paranormal energy into whatever plans the day (or the night) brings.

Product features
- 100% polyester: very durable and quick-drying
- Extra light fabric (3.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Elastic waistband with black drawstring for secure fit
- Side-seam construction with pockets for practical storage
- Vibrant all-over print with matched seam thread color

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)